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cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape Shorts

$30.08
  • cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch
  • cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch
  • cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch
cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch cd /forest && touch grass – Terminal Escape by Hobby Helpers Merch

Color: Military Green

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Escape the matrix… one command at a time. This typographic design celebrates the need to log out, get outdoors, and actually touch grass – all in glorious Linux syntax. Ideal for developers, sysadmins, and anyone who dreams of pine trees between shell scripts.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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We make shirts for people who take their hobbies way too seriously — and we love them for it. From snack-fueled introverts and retro techies to emotional plant parents and sarcastic cyclists, HobbyHelpers Merch is where your passions become wearable. Designed with bold visuals, smart humor, and cozy rebellion energy. Printed for misfits, tinkerers, and lovers of weird comfort.
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