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Certified People Avoider – Do Not Disturb Bag

$25.82

Color: Light Grey

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Finally, a shirt that says what you’re too polite to shout. “Certified People Avoider” stamped across your chest with a classic grunge look, topped with a hanging “DO NOT DISTURB” sign. Whether you're an introvert, social minimalist, or just tired of small talk — this design gets you.Perfect for working from home, navigating crowds, or simply surviving Mondays. It’s minimalist, it’s bold, and it’s painfully relatable. A must-have for anyone who prefers their own company (and maybe their cat’s).

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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