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Certified People Avoider – Do Not Disturb Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Finally, a shirt that says what you’re too polite to shout. “Certified People Avoider” stamped across your chest with a classic grunge look, topped with a hanging “DO NOT DISTURB” sign. Whether you're an introvert, social minimalist, or just tired of small talk — this design gets you.Perfect for working from home, navigating crowds, or simply surviving Mondays. It’s minimalist, it’s bold, and it’s painfully relatable. A must-have for anyone who prefers their own company (and maybe their cat’s).

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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