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Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated Shorts

$30.08
  • Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch
  • Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch
  • Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch
Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch Tour de Sloth – Speed Is Overrated by Hobby Helpers Merch

Color: Military Green

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Forget the yellow jersey. This one's for the slow rollers, chill riders, and everyone who knows that the journey matters more than the finish line. Featuring a sloth on a road bike in full Tour de France mode – with a laid-back attitude and zero rush. Perfect for cyclists, bike commuters, or introverts who just don’t care to race.πŸ‘‰ Designed for anyone who pedals at their own pace.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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We make shirts for people who take their hobbies way too seriously β€” and we love them for it. From snack-fueled introverts and retro techies to emotional plant parents and sarcastic cyclists, HobbyHelpers Merch is where your passions become wearable. Designed with bold visuals, smart humor, and cozy rebellion energy. Printed for misfits, tinkerers, and lovers of weird comfort.
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